Agent North Dakota (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
usedlightscreen) wrote2016-02-11 06:41 pm
usedlightscreen) wrote2016-02-11 06:41 pm
Entry tags:
third tracker; video
[...Eggs.
The living room is full of eggs. There are so many eggs. There are also a bunch of proud mamas, a Sylveon with her tail proudly aloft, a Floette sitting daintily on the back of the couch (upon which are temporarily piled six eggs, three with green flower-like markings and three with blue and red triangles), a Pikachu sitting on the arm of the couch overlooking a veritable MASS of yellow and black and orange and black eggs, and of course, a fussy Chansey lording over the whole affair like a waddling Florence Nightingale.
North himself is not visible, but he's certainly audible as he slowly pans over the overload of egg. So many egg.]
So as you may not know, I'm a designated breeder. I had to wait a while to start because a lot of my Pokemon to start with were babies. Meaning I had a few that were literal, "undiscovered egg group" babies.
Anyway, so if you're in the market for some eggs, maybe a present for that special someone or maybe just to treat yourself, I have a few here to choose from. Let's see, we've got... A veritable swarm of eggs over here, some Dedenne and some, uh, Pikachu? No, that's right, Pichu.
[Pikachu! Dahlia chirps, heart-shaped tail waving cheerfully as she monitors her brood.]
I experimented with my starter and my Floette, which, uh, I don't think ended up so well in the moves department. But there's both Togepi and Flabebe to choose from, so if you've been looking for one or the other I'm happy to oblige.
And then, the beautiful Charlotte over here [Sylvee!] has graciously provided a couple of little future Eevees, and also a Cubchoo courtesy of Addie.
And last but not least, I've got a couple Happiny eggs, from the indomitable Miss Cheerilee. Say hello, Cheeri. [Chansey Chansey!]
That's what I have, let me know if you're interested.
Oh- also, York still has a bunch of eggs. [Pan over to another little clutch of eggs in the corner.] I think a few Meowth, some Shinx, that one looks like a Sneasel... There's still some Elgyem, I know York and D-2 are proud of those, so I'd love to help them find good homes.
And it looks like York still has one Snubbull left for his baseball deal.
[His tone is disgustingly fond. Gag.]
Yeah. There we go. Plenty of eggs, ready to find good homes.
((OOC: North's egg post, and York's egg post! Lots of eggs still up for grabs on both!))
The living room is full of eggs. There are so many eggs. There are also a bunch of proud mamas, a Sylveon with her tail proudly aloft, a Floette sitting daintily on the back of the couch (upon which are temporarily piled six eggs, three with green flower-like markings and three with blue and red triangles), a Pikachu sitting on the arm of the couch overlooking a veritable MASS of yellow and black and orange and black eggs, and of course, a fussy Chansey lording over the whole affair like a waddling Florence Nightingale.
North himself is not visible, but he's certainly audible as he slowly pans over the overload of egg. So many egg.]
So as you may not know, I'm a designated breeder. I had to wait a while to start because a lot of my Pokemon to start with were babies. Meaning I had a few that were literal, "undiscovered egg group" babies.
Anyway, so if you're in the market for some eggs, maybe a present for that special someone or maybe just to treat yourself, I have a few here to choose from. Let's see, we've got... A veritable swarm of eggs over here, some Dedenne and some, uh, Pikachu? No, that's right, Pichu.
[Pikachu! Dahlia chirps, heart-shaped tail waving cheerfully as she monitors her brood.]
I experimented with my starter and my Floette, which, uh, I don't think ended up so well in the moves department. But there's both Togepi and Flabebe to choose from, so if you've been looking for one or the other I'm happy to oblige.
And then, the beautiful Charlotte over here [Sylvee!] has graciously provided a couple of little future Eevees, and also a Cubchoo courtesy of Addie.
And last but not least, I've got a couple Happiny eggs, from the indomitable Miss Cheerilee. Say hello, Cheeri. [Chansey Chansey!]
That's what I have, let me know if you're interested.
Oh- also, York still has a bunch of eggs. [Pan over to another little clutch of eggs in the corner.] I think a few Meowth, some Shinx, that one looks like a Sneasel... There's still some Elgyem, I know York and D-2 are proud of those, so I'd love to help them find good homes.
And it looks like York still has one Snubbull left for his baseball deal.
[His tone is disgustingly fond. Gag.]
Yeah. There we go. Plenty of eggs, ready to find good homes.
((OOC: North's egg post, and York's egg post! Lots of eggs still up for grabs on both!))
[Video]
[Rosa waves her flower like a Southern Belle with her parasol.]
Flabebe is about half that size. Or there's a few Dedenne, that's...
[He whistles. There's a tiny squeak and North bends down to lift a tiny orange mouse onto his shoulder.]
This is QT, about half of that big clutch of eggs are going to end up like this little guy. And he doesn't evolve, so he'll be this size forever.
[Video]
Oh my god it's
It's so small.]
What. What type is he? The mouse guy.
[Look at this child pretending he hasn't fallen in love at first sight.]
[Video]
Electric and Fairy.
The Togepi line is also Fairy-type, Togetic and Togekiss are Fairy and Flying.
[Video]
[Look at him pretending he needs to justify this adoption for himself. What a loser.]
Are they easy to take care of?
[Video]
[...De-dedenne...]
[Video]
[Surely a reasonable man like Agent North Dakota will let him pay for SOMEthing.]
[Video]
[Nope.
...he is an adult with a job that he has because he enjoys it
and a loaded boyfriend][Video]
[Video]
[Video]
Fiiiiiine.
[Fine, Dad.]
Isn't anywhere to go in this bitter ass frigid February shit though.
[Video]
[You know, vacay.]
Where are you holed up now, anyway?
[Video]