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[usedlightscreen]

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[Audio], starting 2/1/16

[ratherbelocky]

Are you from outer space? 'Cause when I look at you, I see stars.

[Audio], 2/1/16

[ratherbelocky]

What's your CQC score? Because, man, you got me floored.

[Audio], 2/1/16

[ratherbelocky]

You've got to be a sniper, and I hope I'm in your sights.

[Audio], 2/1/16

[ratherbelocky]

If I said I liked your armor, would you--ow! Okay, fine, Doodle, I won't use that one.

Everyone's a critic.

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

[At that one, he makes a helpless laugh.]

Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Could be. I'd check your itinerary, 'cause you just won a trip to New York City.

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

Oh really? And does this trip include any special...itinerary?

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

I may have a couple destinations in mind.

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

[A rustle, like he's getting comfy wherever he is.]

I'm listening.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

[AND THEN THIS CONVERSATION GOT FUCKING SUGGESTIVELY FILTHY AND BECAUSE I AM BUT A SMOL GENTLE PG-RATED DISNEY SIDEKICK I CAN ONLY PRESENT YOU WITH

A MUSICAL REPRESENTATION

SORRY]

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

[well technically careless whisper is about a dirty cheater so I present an alternative musical interlude.]

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

[Perfectly acceptable, I just like that sax solo]

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

[it is a wonderful sax solo]

[usedlightscreen]

[cannot believe u]